Fucking the boss is not cheating (I hope my beloved will believe that)

What are you, brother? You have me, I'll take your virginity for money

What the fuck is this?! I called an escort and my sister came 🤯

I'm gonna fuck you, because you're 👉🏻 my (sister, but it doesn't matter)

It's weird, but it's kind of a turn-on to fuck the maid and the wife kind of doesn't notice

You gotta train all your muscles - especially the ones in your dick

I fell down, I woke up. And she's on my dick! I'll make you orgasm

Would I agree to fuck my sister for money? Sure, I'm on my way. 🏃‍♂️

Oh, student cums. Said it was for money, and then he fucked off - fucked up

Brother, tell me, is my ass beautiful? Touch it with your dick, don't be stupid

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

I'll count to five and you'll come, I promise! I'll teach you how to jerk off too

She fell for the blackmail and gave herself to me! It's okay, but she came

You're not a stupid employee, just fuck your boss already

Honey, don't let me down! I have a hard-on, I haven't had one in a year, get undressed

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?